August 2008
July 2008
What the Fuck is Your Name?!
So besides having one of the worst days professionally, there were two cops waiting for me at the entrance to my apartment building. Apparently, they were looking for my neighbor’s roommate (which would make him my neighbor too but he is only here once every other month because he works in New York. I don’t get it but whatever). My neighbor’s roommate has been missing for 10...
Cop: What's you name?
Me: WHy?
Cop: Just need to know
Me: Brent, I live in apt 4. Is there something wrong?
Cop to the other Cop: What's the suspect's name again?
Cop: Not Brent
Me: Can I ask what's going on?
Cop: It's confidential
Me: Oh Ok
Later Conversation
Me: Can I thank him for letting my dog out today
Cop: Uh sure
Neighbor: Here's your key
Me: Thanks
Neighbor to his lawyer on the phone: So I don't have to let them in
WatchThis should be the Huggy Chair video
WatchThe video for the Huggy Chair…wrong video but still cool
Top Five Tracks According to Me Right Now
In no particular order:
Femme Fatale The Velvet Underground & Nico
Jungle Love Morris Day & the Time
Bassment Party The Cool Kids
Aquele Abraço Gilberto Gil
Hercules Aaron Neville
There were two idiots next to us who referred to our server as “Princess”. Then asked her if she had used salt as a laxative. And then got upset because she didn’t ask why then talked about prostitutes so loud it made people uncomfortable. Akward
