October 2008
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September 2008
One of the Craziest Things I've Ever Seen (This is...
Tonight Jeremy and I were in front of my apartment smoking, when we saw a car speed past doing about 60 mph. The car skidded and hit a Uhaul, instantly killing the driver and the passenger was choking on his own blood. The driver had been completely crushed and his head was laying on the passenger’s shoulder. It was a chilling sight. I don’t know if they were drunk or showing off but I...
regarding the esteemed Hall & Oates
*i'm blaring boston in my office*
me: the shredding too much for you?
me: CAN YOU HANDLE THIS H&O?
kurt: dude H&O would fucking kill that shit
kurt: they would be crying for more hairspray and spandex
kurt: and Hall would be like what was that I was too busy fucking your girlfriend
kurt: your wife wants some but i dont do fatties
kurt: get the fuck out of here
Y'all dont know about no Hall & Oates. $200 tickets at the Troubador... then talk to me
WatchMuto, eat your heart out!!
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