October 2009
attnwh0re83:
So… This dude at work is getting ready to go to the hospital because his wifey is squeezing out a baby. I made the mistake of asking about when he thinks it’s gunna come out and he went into this long drawn out conversation about his wife’s vajay hole and softened cervix.
I was plainfacing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
I’m gunna have nightmares tonight, I just know it.
When ask...
What's Up Fatlip?
down2fuck:
For 1 week only you can watch Spike Jonze’s 2003 documentary on Fatlip. Courtesy of Pitchfork.tv
‘Most guys didn’t mind.’
His tranny story is both disturbing and hilarious. Seems like one of those moments in life when your just like…
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS….. do it now!!!
September 2009
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
– Woody Allen (via iheartmyart)
attnwh0re83:
I’ve been sexting awkwardlyawesome all night long.
/bejealous
Whoa