attnwh0re83:

So…
This dude at work is getting ready to go to the hospital because his wifey is squeezing out a baby. I made the mistake of asking about when he thinks
it’s gunna come out and he went into this long drawn out conversation about his wife’s vajay hole and softened cervix.

I was plainfacing so hard I couldn’t breathe.

I’m gunna have nightmares tonight, I just know it.

When ask these questions about my unborn son, I respond like this………………………..[dead eyes]………and whisper,” I’m terrified”

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    When ask these questions...respond like this………………………..[dead eyes]………and whisper,”
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